Wardrobe Malfunction

This one time...okay, so it was tonight...I was at the Asian Star restaurant. I don't know if you know about this place, but it is in Sandy and it's fancy enough to have valet parking. Lest you think I am fancy, I was not there to eat. I was actually there with my Mary Kay friend, Deanna, giving out samples for Mother's Day and entering people into a drawing for a $200 basket. It was pretty much packed and without a reservation, you were not eating there tonight. At one point there was a bit of a lull in the evening and I was standing in the foyer area talking to that Deanna when all of a sudden she has this look on her face:
Why would Deanna all of a sudden make such a face, you ask? I wondered that too until I looked down and saw that my skirt was not on my hips, but instead, hanging out down around my ankles. I have never been more embarrassed in my life and I don't know as I ever will be that embarrassed again. Plus, also, there is no graceful way out of that situation. I just bent down and pulled it back up. My Deanna friend, who tells me she is 30-20 years old, told me (after peeling herself off of the floor) that it was officially the funniest moment of her whole entire life. When I look back upon it, funny is not the first word I think of.